RECALL
NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD)
is
recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of
make or year, due to a serious defect in
the
primary and central component of the
heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the
original
prototype units code named Adam and
Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect
in all subsequent units. This
defect has been
identified as "Subsequential Internal
Non-
morality," more commonly known as S.I.N.,
as
it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms
include:
1. Loss of direction
2.
Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and
joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7.
Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor
at
fault for this defect, is providing
factory-
authorized repair and service free of
charge
to correct this defect. The
Repair Technician,
JESUS, has most generously offered to
bear
the entire burden of the staggering cost
of
these repairs. There is no additional
fee
required.The number to call for repair in
all
areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected,
please upload your burden
of SIN through
the REPENTANCE procedure. Next,
download ATONEMENT from the
Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart
component.
No matter how big or small the SIN
defect
is,Jesus will replace it
with:
1. Love
2.
Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7.
Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual,
the
B.I.B.L.E.(BEST Instructions Before
Leaving
Earth) for further details on the use of
these
fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the
human being unit without correction
voids
any manufacturer warranties, exposing the
unit
to dangers and problems too numerous to
list,
and will result in the human unit
being
permanently impounded. For free
emergency
service, call
onJesus.
DANGER: The human being units not
responding to this recall action will have
to be
scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect
will not
be permitted to enter Heaven so as
to
prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you
for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible
by
notifying others of this important recall
notice,
and you may contact the Father any time
by
'Knee mail'!
Because HE
Lives!
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