I received this in an email today and thought it was pretty good so I thought I would share with all of you. :) Have a great day!!
RECALL NOTICE:The Maker of all human beings (GOD) isrecalling all units manufactured, regardless ofmake or year, due to a serious defect in theprimary and central component of the heart.This is due to a malfunction in the originalprototype units code named Adam and Eve,resulting in the reproduction of the same defectin all subsequent units. This defect has beenidentified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., asit is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
9. RebellionThe Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor atfault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of chargeto correct this defect. The Repair Technician,JESUS, has most generously offered to bearthe entire burden of the staggering cost ofthese repairs. There is no additional feerequired.The number to call for repair in allareas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected,please upload your burden of SIN throughthe REPENTANCE procedure. Next,download ATONEMENT from the RepairTechnician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defectis,Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, theB.I.B.L.E.(BEST Instructions Before LeavingEarth) for further details on the use of thesefixes.WARNING: Continuing to operate thehuman being unit without correction voidsany manufacturer warranties, exposing the unitto dangers and problems too numerous to list,and will result in the human unit beingpermanently impounded. For free emergencyservice, call onJesus.
DANGER: The human being units notresponding to this recall action will have to bescrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will notbe permitted to enter Heaven so as toprevent contamination of that facility. Thank youfor your attention!
P.S. Please assist where possible bynotifying others of this important recall notice,and you may contact the Father any time by'Knee mail'!
Because HE Lives!Working for God on earth doesn't pay much...butHis retirement plan is out of this world!